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Wendy’s Dictionary

How you doin?
Def: Wendy’s signature saying and a greeting if you’re gay.

I love you for listening
Def: What Wendy always says to her loyal fans.

I love you for watching
Def: What Wendy says now to all her TV viewers.

It is what it is
Def: A situation that is the way it is and you can’t fix or change it no matter what you do.

Friend in my head
Def: A person or celebrity who you don’t know and never met, but if you ever did, you know for certain you’d be besties.

Bail
Def: When you gotta get out of a relationship (reasons may vary).

Soft and Pink
Def: Something (or someone) that is emotional or feminine

Luxuriate
Def: To fully immerse yourself in all things fierce and fabulous.

Fu Fu La
Def: Over the top.

Donkey
Def: A person who does something that shows a complete lack of common sense.

Jump Off
Def: A friend with benefits

Miss Honey
Def: A gay guy

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171 Comments

  1. Wendy, I’m looking for a mia culpa. A married gal asked should she tell her husband and should she have.dinner w/ her ex-boyfriend who was arriving from Peru. You said ” Don’t tell the right hand what the left is doing” All the women laughed . Unbelievable. If I as a straight guy (who watches your show all the time out here in one of the non-glam parts of our country) asked you about having dinner w/ an ex-girlfriend from Peru and not telling my wife!! You and your audience would have chewed and booed me a new one. Let’s get real girl. You are double standarding when it sounds good for the girls ( Not Your 2 GIRLS(DD) but girls out in the public) I can’t imagine it would be o.k. for your hubby to NOT tell you about “having dinner” w/ his ex- girlfriend from a foriegn country !
    David Kramer
    New Richmond,WI.
    P.S. You’ve commented on your size, but when a real size man comes on(6′+)…., ya know some of us like to be lookin’ straight into an Womans eyes.

  2. Hi! U R a friend in my head ;) Luv your show ,but the other day U were talking about a couple trying to concieve before a certain time or they would have to adopt & you said it like it was kinda bad. Well us adopted children are Chosen Children, your mama got stuck with you!!! so “How You Doin” friend in my head!!!! ;)

    fimha!!!
    tillymama

  3. Love your show Wendy, I get lots of laughs.

    I’d like to know where your saying “How You Doing” got started?

    Thanks
    Happy Happy New Year

    How You Doing

    Love Ya

  4. When I think you felt off a couple of your Wendyisms.

    1. Yeeesssss/Yaaassss ( a very exaggerated yes, it is often spelled with an E or an A ).

    2. Alright. ( The official Answer to the How You Doing slogan).

    3. Hey! ( Often used as a drunken slur)

    4. Chyle ( This is said right before someone is about to spill the Tea. So you know it’s about to get Juicy).

  5. Auntie wendy gryl I live for u yes yes ..m u look realy cute today in ya pink with my freind in my head ummmmm chris brown lol….(Rubbin my teeth)lol. Messy i love it but just wanted to shout u out HOW U DOIN if. U meet me u love me u r my friend in my head okayyy…..but mwhhhaa love u da show good luck god bless and keep bein f@*kin MESsyyy WE luv it

  6. Wendy,

    What does it mean when you rub your teeth?

    Thanks

    Luv you & your show

  7. Auntie Wendy-

    Your purple hue lipstick is giving us “fever”….You look great.I luv luv luv this face and hair

  8. Hi Wendy,

    You are so funny I loved reading the the Dictionary.
    My two favorites are: It is what it is , Fu Fu La

    Take Care
    Vanessa Coates

  9. Im soooooooooo happy 4 u Wendy thanks 4 the advice that u give to everyone with their messed up problems including myself, HOW YOU DOIN?

  10. Dear Wendy- You are SO TOTALLY a friend in MY head! I love you and your show! I live in Chicago and they changed your air time from 3pm to 11am we used to watch you on our afternoon breaks at work. Now I have to act like Im really busy so that I can take my break later but I have to run to the lunchroom and grab the remote so that the guys dont turn on Jerry Springer instead! I love everthing about you! I try to hard to make my hair look like your wigs everyday! I love your bling and your randomness and you bring a smile to my face when your show comes on! You are great! ps- I have been trying to get my daughter to saw how you doin’ but she would rather sing the luna carpet commercial instead. Shes is two. She dances though. She is the cutest devil ever! ps– she wears wigs too! I wish there was a way for me to email you a picture. See mommy is white – Daddy is black. And one day mommy saw a wig on sale that was long and blonde and since everyone was comming over that night she thought it would be cute to have Sophia look like mommy for once! I have a bunch of pics!
    Thanks Wendy for being you! WE LOVE YOU in the CHI!

  11. I LOVE, LOVE YOUR SHOW! IT’S MY DAILY OBSESSION! I’VE TOLD MY SISTER AND EVERYONE WHO LISTENS THAT YOUR SHOW IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST!! YOUR WENDYISMS ARE OFF THE HOOK! MORE HOT TOPICS WOULD BE GREAT BUT MORE OF YOUR SHOW WOULD BE EVEN BETTER! HOW YOU DOIN’?

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